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16 Unbelievable, Funny, And Downright Petty Things Overheard In Walmart

Anyone who has ever worked in retail can attest to the fact that almost anything and everything can happen in a store. During my brief spell as a cashier, I actually had a woman go into labor at my register. Honestly. She came up to me to pay for a pair of baby shoes, looked me straight in the eye and said, “I think my waters have broken.” Like any sane individual with no midwifery experience, I panicked.

My first reaction was to offer to call the stricken customer an ambulance, but she told me that it was her second child and that she’d be able to “hold it in” until she’d visited the store neighboring the one I was working in. Apparently, she didn’t currently have enough clothes for her imminent arrival. I was speechless, and when I realized that she wasn’t going to budge, I said “good luck” and scanned the shoes.

However, I’m far from alone when it comes to witnessing the unthinkable in a store, and it turns out that Walmart, AKA the best store in the United States, plays host to a number of unbelievable, funny, and downright petty goings-on. And thanks to the internet, we’re able to share our crazy stories with the world, and this has resulted in some truly stand-out tweets about what people have overheard in Walmart.

1. This woman was not leaving with smelly pits

And she sure as hell put the guy who objected to her brazen use of deodorant in his place.

2. The stock boy who gave this customer a reality check

He should probably pursue a career in stand up comedy.

3. Nothing is safe in a Walmart car park

But hey! At least the thief only took one slice.

4. If you don’t ask for exactly what you want, expect the unexpected

At least his brother looks like someone who could be called Steve.

5. The person who had this high experience in Walmart

Drugs and supermarkets are not a good combination. Or drugs and anything for that matter.

6. Well, this explains a lot!

I wonder if Walmart’s choir will ever make it into the charts. A supermarket chain fan can dream.

7. My heart

Someone, please send help, I’m feeling!

8. The most incredible double entendre

Imagine if the customer was being held by a different kind of balls. Yikes.

9. When Walmart, dreams, and revenge all collide

I hope this woman took back her opinion about vets.

10. I guess he did ask

Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.

11. Romance blossoms in Walmart’s aisles

Everyone deserves a love that lasts a lifetime.

12. Sometimes you just have to control yourself

Yeah, even if you hate someone, there’s a time and a place.

13. This child probably won’t grow up to become a lawyer

But if he becomes as straight-talking as his mom, he might have a chance.

14. Now that’s what I call an insult

I wouldn’t like to get on this woman’s bad side.

15. “Rocket Surgery”

I don’t think I’d have been able to stop myself laughing if I’d been this girl.

16. Kids are easily confused in public

To be fair to this kid, when I was young, I once called my teacher “mom”.

So there you have it – 16 hilarious things overheard in Walmart. While taking a stroll through its bargain-filled aisles might not be the most exciting thing in the world, if you keep your eyes and ears open, your trip to stock up on chicken nuggets might become a lot more entertaining!